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Imagine if umbrella ownership didn't turn off that part of your brain that registers the existence of other people.
What a world that would be.

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Sesame Street, a show created for public access television to help kids from low-income families learn to read and write, is being put being a paywall which will prevent the kids who most need it from accessing it.
The past 50 seasons are also included in that so they can't be streamed anywhere else.

Fuck capitalism.

Pirate Sesame Street.

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I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

GPOY, boasting 

@daedalus is the plex sharing working ok for you? (I get some buffering on the hi-res very long videos)

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Parenting, shoddy baking 

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Lawn Sprinklers!
The Passive Aggressive's weapon of choice! 🧐 My Aussie kids catch an iconic American yellow school bus here in Florida. One of the "neighbours" doesn't like the wear and tear on his grass, so he has programmed the front lawn sprinkler to come on 5 minutes before the bus comes, and switch off 3 minutes after it leaves. 😂

I am listening to the man behind me on the plane tell his seat buddy his entire personal, professional and family history.

And I am wearing noise-cancelling headphones.

The travel fatigue is really hitting hard today. Blurgh.

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Facebook’s new move isn't about privacy. It’s about domination

Mark Zuckerberg announced on Wednesday that #Facebook would be ‘pivoting to privacy’. That’s an empty pledge

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

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PSA - Brave "privacy" browser is malware 

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LEGO hot tip!

If you have troublesome pieces stuck together, you can try using a needle puller. It’s like a tiny jar gripper that’s perfect for dealing with small objects. They’re usually a few bucks for a 3 pack at craft stores.

(Brought to you by kid bringing me pieces they’ve tried to pry apart with their greasy little fingers)

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My three days of wall to wall meetings have left me exhausted but with a contented feeling of having achieved something.

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Libertarians attempting to do irony, but proposing a good idea instead:

(Good morning.)

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