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The national bird of Kenya Lilac Breasted Roller, with 8 colours

birdsite, auspol, discourse 

Galloping fuckbags the auspol dribblers had a Very Online long weekend and just went totally bonkers, eh?

There is still a huge pile of stuff to do, though.

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In an unexpected turn of events, I managed to dive deep into Get Shit Done mode today and was at it for many hours and got a bunch of stuff done.

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Struggling to spin up to work speed today.

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Ahem. I need a new Chief of Staff. I promise I didn’t break the last one, she just would prefer to live in Victoria.

Please share with people who might be interested. It would be ace to find someone who knows how the policy side of ACT Govt works, and has greater political risk awareness than me.

ethicaljobs.com.au/members/ACT

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One of my dogs likes tennis balls and the other likes sticks. I am getting them this educational toy so that they will learn about topology.

Food 

And the gas bottle has just run out, so we're going to the end on residual plate heat. Timed that perfectly!

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horny mcdonalds sign, cursed, lmao 

they must have known,,

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On quantifying the trouble of cats 

Plotting trouble per cat as a function of number of cats produces this graph:

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On quantifying the trouble of cats 

This suggests that there is a minimum amount of trouble per cat between 2 and 3 cats. In this proof, I will show that the minimum trouble per cat is precisely ℯ cats.

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We have decided that most of what the white chicken (Salt) says can be translated as either "Food?" or "Ooh seed! My favourite!"

Today I will be doing some democracy by meeting with my local MP.

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