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There seems to be some weird caching problem for :all_the_things:

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Back folks! Sorry about that. NFS did something stupid.

Government has hinted at a potential for the matter going to the High Court. *sigh*

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I will be listening to my case being argued at AAT for the next 2.5 days.

I have acquired a lovely new stepladder so now I can throw out the two ancient dangerous ones that I hate using.

I really do need to replace my ancient Bosch cordless drill, though. It has served me well these past 20-or-so years, but the battery is not well.

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Also I envy my plumber's Milwaukee collection but I really don't need a huge array of trade tools

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Halp I accidentally landed on TotalTools and things are much cheaper than I expected them to be.

Jnr: Imagine a world where all penises were sausages, and all sausages were penises.
Wife: That'd be the wurst. :awesome:

I quote like mojitos but a) it's winter and b) I have stuff to do.

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We have already frozen quite an alarming amount of lime juice.

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We have too many limes from our trees and I need to find recipes to use them.

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I do not advise this. It is bad for your mental health.

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I have been watching the Australian Senate.

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The best contraction, by the way, is “y’all’d’ve”. Which, when I say that to other Texans and get a quizzical look, I just say, “Oh, y’all’d’ve loved it,” and they’re like, “Oh. Yeah. Obviously.”

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Casual racism implies the existence of business casual racism.

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small domino: lets add a light scripting layer so people can add dynamic behavior to web pages

big domino: 2020s computer with more processing power than a 90s programmer could have dreamed of takes 30 seconds to load a chat app and it consumes 2000x more RAM than the apollo mission lunar landing computer

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trailer: in a world
me: yes. good
trailer: one man
me: great. go on. keep em coming
trailer: from a visionary director
me: no

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