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On quantifying the trouble of cats 

Plotting trouble per cat as a function of number of cats produces this graph:

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On quantifying the trouble of cats 

This suggests that there is a minimum amount of trouble per cat between 2 and 3 cats. In this proof, I will show that the minimum trouble per cat is precisely ℯ cats.

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We have decided that most of what the white chicken (Salt) says can be translated as either "Food?" or "Ooh seed! My favourite!"

Today I will be doing some democracy by meeting with my local MP.

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Where the fuck has today gone? How is it 3:30pm already?

Nope. I think I am done with writing this whitepaper today.

The chickens have decided the paving sand is yummy.

I see Kamahl is in the news a bit and I just recalled that I think I did a community fair gig once in the early '90s with my little jazz group and Kamahl was the main act. He was just totally charming and a thoroughly lovely human.

Salt probably won't get to learn the trick, but she's easier to pick up anyway. Pepper would run away or dodge, so at least now I can get her off the lid of the box when I need to open it.

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