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One of the ravens that live near us stole a baguette from somewhere and was eating it on our back fence. But it dropped it (or had enough) so the chickens got a treat.

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Tank in new position is accumulating water. Success!

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"Police are warning students and universities not to access Sci-Hub, an "illegal website" that allows users to download scientific research papers normally locked behind expensive subscriptions."

Very bad indeed. That name again: Sci-Hub. Remember it so you can avoid it. Ahem.

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You can get it cruising
You can get it boozing
You can get it shorting a schlough
Matter of fact I've got it now

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Had some pine offcuts kicking around so I turned them into an investment opportunity.

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It will be a great day when the department of defence has to access its superannuation to buy more multirole fighters

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Last night I dreamed that I broke into someone's house with Wil Anderson, and when the owner caught us he convinced them it was all just a bit for a TV show and we ran away before they realised we didn't have any cameras with us.

Sandwich thief mere seconds before the attempted heist.

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