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Resetting the instance to try to improve some performance stuff.

Actually, taking the instance offline while I do the major jiggery-pokery is probably safer. So I'll do that in a bit once the media files have been moved into place.

Rejigging the media layout for the instance. You might see a small bump as I do this.

I have already done 4 hours of work and it's 9:30am.

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I had a couple of wins against the mendacious shitlords at the Department of Human Services today, so that's nice.

You still get to be a serial killer if you don't kill every person you meet. The KPIs are pretty achievable.

Becoming a vet because you "love animals" is like becoming a serial killer because you're a people person.

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Ratatouille is the name of the dish. You're thinking of ratatouille's monster

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half the time the australians use the same slang as me and half the time i'm like "no thats not a word"

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I have no motivation to do my job today.

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Making people feel uncomfortable about using sham contracting food delivery services ftw

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Lortek Consolidated wishes you a happy pride with our new rainbow colored ball bearing lubricants

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dads: waking up at 6 AM is good for you

dads whenever they stop moving for more than 5 minutes:

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