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just submitted the adoption fee for this lil gremlin

We're only at 35 users, and some of those are stunned bots, so we're not exactly stressing the infrastructure yet.

Feel free to boost that into the Fediverse so people see it, btw.

Opening registration up again in case Tumblr folks are looking for somewhere to land.

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the opening scene of 2001, except it's the wound cube that gets the monkeys to evolve

It's Septembers all the way down from this point on, isn't it?

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If you're new and on .social the best tip I can give is switching instances now! There are a lot of cool places in the fediverse and you'll probably be a lot happier in a tighter knit community.

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what kind of yahoo would make a decision like banning porn from tumblr

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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

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"YOU GOTTA ENABLE THE CULTURE CHANGE, GUYS, THE CULTURE CHANGE IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT."

please enable my whole entire ass you've been talking about this for almost a fucking hour

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she's very smug about how everything is going to change around here

she has said the word "culture" roughly three hundred and seventeen times

I dream about blood

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"there are gonna be a lot of naysayers! people are gonna say... it'll never happen! this'll never work! --"

some guy in the audience just yelled "CORRECT"

holy shit

what an absolute unit

this man is my hero

she stumbled and continued on as if he hadn't said anything

My return to embarrassing imbecile status will be swift and merciless.

Taught Mr 8 about base systems, decimal, octal, and binary tonight. My wife was intrigued as she'd never seen it before, apparently.
For a brief moment, Dad actually knew things.

Feeling slightly less like lukewarm death today, thank the gods. I hate being sick.

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my tortoise in dnd is called “the red terror” and has bitten 5 noblemen

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