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We've seen the Committee to Appease Poseidon described as a "single issue" organisation. This could not be further from the truth.

We are a SINGLE SOLUTION group. All the ills that plague us can be solved if the Prime Minister gets in the sea.

We must #AppeasePoseidon now.

dark, silly 

I hope this letter finds you huddled in fear as it breaks down the door to your hiding place. It is time to answer for your crimes.

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"latex whips tho" a single post that have very different meanings between two separable subsets of the monads field

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To date 100% of Australian Prime Ministers who have gone into the sea have come from the Liberal Party.

The Committee to Appease Poseidon calls upon the ALP, if elected, to commit sending a Prime Minister into the sea immediately upon taking office to address this imbalance.

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All future posts on the Get in the Sea campaign will now be confined to a dedicated account @AppeasePoseidon which will be mirrored to :birdsite: under the same username if that's where you keep your important political activity, or easily ignored completely!

#AppeasePoseidon now!

Stop me from making more paper proposals.

[she is about to go into the coop to lay an egg but if we open the back door she’ll get distracted because she’ll come over to see if we have any food]

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We are trapped in the house by one of our chickens.


@Stewart there will no doubt be a lot of mangy gronks in the Senate to ensure we can’t have nice things.


Posted my vote so I can ignore all the bullshit now.
Hope the country doesn’t fuck it up again!

@hugh @mike yeah they’re called ‘Shadow Profiles’ and Facebook definitely has them. There are a bunch of techniques, and Facebook uses all of them.

@emmadavidson alas! It's nice and sunny and warm here. For the moment. It's Melbourne, so it'll probably change in a couple of hours.

@PublicChaffinch that is really hard to look at. It’s dazzle camouflage!

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