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Ahahahaha holy shit I got quoted into Hansard.

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Aussie bogan RWNJs are not welcome on my instance.

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Linus Torvalds is naturally completely hairless, and he wears a wig he has crafted himself from finely shaved timber. His current eyebrows were a gift from Intel.

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Linus Torvalds is allergic to the smell of an approaching rainstorm.

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@smiffy "This site does not use cookies, but Pfeffernüße are always welcome."

amazing :blobcataww:

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Patsy the goat-pen chicken, gets ready to fly into the tree for the night. Every chicken should have pet goats!
#GoatsOfMastodon #mastopets #ヤギ #goats #chicken

"It is a grotesque parody of the bazaar at Marrakech, as if dumb animals had been granted only the amount of sentience required to mock humanity."

"Turns once begun are quickly abandoned, the drivers seemingly immune to geometry."

I hadn't heard this bit before. There are some glorious lines:

Werner Herzog hears Paul F Thompson do a Werner Herzog impression: youtube.com/watch?v=nmQAsyFE-M

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one of the most efficient things about capitalism is how every website you go to pings like 300 other websites so they can try to serve you ads for shit like a chair that you already bought

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I went to Spotlight for some elastic this morning. I was going to get a couple of metres of waistband elastic and then I saw they had these on sale for $2. So I bought 10m of it. You won't be able to see it in the skirt but I figured what the hell.

Just FYI Saul Alinksy's Rules for Radicals is quite good. If you've not read it, I recommend giving it a go.

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Think of the Hottest 100 as the Spicy Meme Stash of Australian pop music

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*watches video on ADHD on YouTube*
*Gets distracted halfway through and starts doing other things*
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