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Ahahahaha holy shit I got quoted into Hansard.

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Aussie bogan RWNJs are not welcome on my instance.

Some Venture Capitalist types of my acquaintance told me they knew that Mastodon exists tonight. They laughed and they're not here, but they are aware it is a thing.

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police love when you refer to their uniform as a costume

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*opens mastodon*
Greetings, conversations, people arranging to play computer games, an un-CWd explicit photo of a girl in a school uniform holding her dick, this is all about normal.

Flight delay. Today has been a long day already.

Jane Kennedy! That's been driving me mad for half an hour.

It is amazing what you overhear in airport lounges at times.

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#introductions Hello! I'm nikki (she/her). I'm relatively new to RPGs (only played the past year) but I love it (& the pretty dice) and am excited to be part of a community of others who enjoy RPGs and storytelling

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@healyn idk how an animal can LOOK like it has an Australian accent but you don’t even have to know this guy is from Australia to hear him say β€œg’day mate” through this image

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Christmas Show more

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yet another reminder that jorts dot horse is open with massively overkill server resources -- seriously, we're using like 30% of our CPU power right now.

if you're thinkin' about moving off of dot social for whatever reasons, feel free to join the jorts rodeo!

this post brought to you by Arby'sβ„’: Damn THat's Some Fresh Meat!β„’

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@happyhorseskull there is! in preferences, "always expand toots marked with content warnings"

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Last night the small supermarket in our town had its annual Christmas party, pre-drinking at the pub and then down the road to an open tab at the cocktail bar.

This morning the checkout lines are just a little longer, the fruit more erratically piled, the checkout staff shakily holding takeaway coffees from the surf shop, and not quite doing the maths.

All this is contained within two blocks of our town, everyone is connected to everyone.

#smallstories

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eigenmagic.net is an Australian instance of Mastodon run by @daedalus.