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Ahahahaha holy shit I got quoted into Hansard.

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Aussie bogan RWNJs are not welcome on my instance.

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auspol shitposting 

@liamvhogan “why can’t government be run more like a business”

*monkey paw twitches*

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How to opt your site out of Google's new FLoC user tracking programme with OpenBSD's relayd(8):

(1) add this one-liner to any "http protocol" block(s) in /etc/relayd.conf, and

(2) restart relayd

> match response header set "Permissions-Policy" value "interest-cohort=()"

Afterward you should see this in the HTTP header response:

$ curl -sI | grep Permissions-Policy
Permissions-Policy: interest-cohort=()


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so Apple positions the internet as a collection of centralized services, each of which is required to have a content policy compliant with Apple's or else be removed without warning from the entire iOS platform, because unlike android you can't sideload


Quite the cavalcade of shitfuckery at the moment, eh?

Looks like wet day timetable today in Melbourne.

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The national bird of Kenya Lilac Breasted Roller, with 8 colours

birdsite, auspol, discourse 

Galloping fuckbags the auspol dribblers had a Very Online long weekend and just went totally bonkers, eh?

There is still a huge pile of stuff to do, though.

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In an unexpected turn of events, I managed to dive deep into Get Shit Done mode today and was at it for many hours and got a bunch of stuff done.

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Struggling to spin up to work speed today.

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Ahem. I need a new Chief of Staff. I promise I didn’t break the last one, she just would prefer to live in Victoria.

Please share with people who might be interested. It would be ace to find someone who knows how the policy side of ACT Govt works, and has greater political risk awareness than me.

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One of my dogs likes tennis balls and the other likes sticks. I am getting them this educational toy so that they will learn about topology.


And the gas bottle has just run out, so we're going to the end on residual plate heat. Timed that perfectly!

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horny mcdonalds sign, cursed, lmao 

they must have known,,

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